Disjointed - 01x08 - Pyongyang Green.STRiFE.English.HI.C.orig.Addic7ed.com Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,314 --> 00:00:05,003 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www. addic7ed .com 2 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,816 [narrator] You've laughed with them. 3 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,514 You've cried with them. 4 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:19,319 They've been part of your family for over two hours. 5 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:23,423 But now... on a shocking episode of Disjointed... 6 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:27,027 [narrator reads on-screen text] 7 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:29,630 And it's Jake from episode four. 8 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:42,542 No! 9 00:00:43,171 --> 00:00:44,244 [man] Oh, he's dead. 10 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:46,313 [lively jazz music playing] 11 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:54,154 ♪ He flew high, oh, so high ♪ 12 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,523 ♪ He sailed up in the sky ♪ 13 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,326 ♪ But he banged his head And now he's dead ♪ 14 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,794 ♪ Jake is dead now ♪ 15 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,430 ♪ He g***t high, far too high ♪ 16 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:06,166 ♪ He sailed into the sky ♪ 17 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:09,102 ♪ He parasailed and epic-failed ♪ 18 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:10,504 ♪ Jake is dead now ♪ 19 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:15,776 ♪ He was feeling one with the universe And made a mighty blunder ♪ 20 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:20,480 ♪ A hundred feet above the earth But now he's six feet under ♪ 21 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,416 ♪ He flew high, oh, so high ♪ 22 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,552 ♪ He sailed up in the sky ♪ 23 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,455 ♪ He banged his head And now he's dead ♪ 24 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,390 ♪ Jake is dead now ♪ 25 00:01:33,311 --> 00:01:34,461 Poor Jake Bone. 26 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:37,698 Parasailed straight into the Ferris wheel at the Santa Monica Pier. 27 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,350 Ugh. That's so horrible. 28 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:41,435 - [Jake splats] - Oh! 29 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,370 Yeah. There's video of the moment he hit. 30 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:44,805 Send it to me. 31 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:48,809 - Hey, Ruth? - [Ruth] Mm-hm? 32 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,877 Can I talk to you for a few minutes later? 33 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:54,181 Oh, God. You're not quitting, are you? I can change. 34 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:56,383 I'll stop stealing Skittles from your desk. 35 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,884 It's just that I get so high. 36 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,254 No, it's not that. 37 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,790 I, uh, just need some advice about something personal. 38 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,192 Of course, Carter. 39 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,828 Helping people is my favorite part of the job. 40 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,263 Wait, wait. Second favorite. 41 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,567 I'm always here for all you guys. 42 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:15,669 And I'm here for my patients, too. 43 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:18,171 Medically, of course, but also spiritually. 44 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:20,907 - Uh-oh. Here comes Goddess Ruth. - If I could do something 45 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,476 about the parking, my people, 46 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,578 I absolutely would. 47 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,315 Duck Dynasty, it's about to be your lucky day. 48 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,451 What the f***k? 49 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,553 Free joints for everybody. 50 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,622 [customers cheer] 51 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,300 Oh, great. 52 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,770 Hey, Pete, quick, how do I look? 53 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,205 - Through your eyes. - Fantastic. 54 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,509 - Hello. - Hi. 55 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:58,345 - [chuckles] You made it. - So, this is the place, huh? 56 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,413 [Travis] Uh-huh. 57 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:03,617 My little cannabis kingdom. Come on in. I'll show you around. 58 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:04,718 This is my boy, Carter. 59 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,453 I'm not your boy, never have been. 60 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,892 - [laughs] - Carter, this is, uh... This is Tina. 61 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,794 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 62 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,464 Wow, Travis, you dying? 63 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:20,667 Is she your Make-A-Wish? 64 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,202 [Tina & Travis laughing] 65 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,303 Oh, he's kidding. 66 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:25,739 - No, I'm not. - Moving on. 67 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,777 - So, you own this place? - Yes. 68 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,212 Well, no, I run it. 69 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,347 Technically, someone else owns it. 70 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:35,315 That would be Ruth? 71 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,517 Yeah. She's my mom. I'd introduce you, but... 72 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,720 then you'd meet her. [clears throat] 73 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,891 Anyways, this is Pete, that's Jenny. They work for me. 74 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,795 You know? But I treat them like equals. 75 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,966 I'm impressed. You've really g***t your s***t together. 76 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,402 Oh, there's plenty more s***t where that came from. 77 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,672 I ** full of s***t. [chuckling] 78 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,475 Oh, and this is Olivia. 79 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,244 Olivia, I'd like you to meet Tina, my girlfriend. 80 00:04:04,691 --> 00:04:05,746 Oh. 81 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,380 - Hi. - Hi! 82 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:08,982 I love your shirt. 83 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,784 Thanks. It's... 84 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:11,851 It's mine. 85 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,758 Anyway... I just stopped by to say hey. 86 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,664 - I should really get to work. - Oh, of course. 87 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,261 - Tina's a makeup artist. - Oh. 88 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:23,730 She gives free makeovers to homeless women 89 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,732 to prepare them for job interviews. 90 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,901 Cool, heh. 91 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:30,871 I sell drugs to people. 92 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:40,013 Awkward. [chuckles] 93 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:43,617 She was into me a while back. I had to shut that s***t down hard. 94 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,855 So... we still on for tonight? 95 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:49,922 Oh, yeah. 96 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,326 All right. I'll give you a call. 97 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:57,364 Bye. 98 00:04:59,185 --> 00:05:00,217 Woohoo! 99 00:05:00,242 --> 00:05:01,276 ♪ You already know ♪ 100 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,469 ♪ I g***t fire, g***t oil ♪ 101 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,703 ♪ G***t wax, g***t shatter ♪ 102 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,372 ♪ I g***t a blond on her back screaming ♪ 103 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:06,673 [woman] ♪ Black lives matter ♪ 104 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:07,908 ♪ G***t weed G***t stacks ♪ 105 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,309 ♪ G***t ice G***t drive ♪ 106 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:10,783 ♪ G***t Becky from a Becky ♪ 107 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,078 ♪ On the 405 ♪ 108 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,081 [chorus] ♪ White girls and weed ♪ 109 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:17,918 ♪ White girls and weed ♪ 110 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,020 ♪ All a brother need ♪ 111 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,455 ♪ Is white girls and weed ♪ 112 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,024 ♪ Huh, I g***t that pot ♪ 113 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,926 ♪ G***t bottles G***t two degrees ♪ 114 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,795 ♪ I g***t your wife and your daughter Both on their knees ♪ 115 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,430 ♪ G***t trees G***t swag ♪ 116 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,665 ♪ G***t models and a mic ♪ 117 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,099 ♪ G***t a bitch named Tina ♪ 118 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:34,601 ♪ That I'm lovin' like Ike ♪ 119 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,037 [chorus] ♪ White girls and weed ♪ 120 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,105 ♪ White girls and weed ♪ 121 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,676 ♪ White girls and weed ♪ 122 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:45,445 ♪ All a brother need ♪ 123 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,414 ♪ Is white girls and weed ♪ 124 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,950 'Cause it's a rap song. 125 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:51,717 I rap. 126 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,387 King of the trap music, y'all. 127 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,556 [Travis barks] 128 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,096 Hey, Travis, we're low on Blue Dream. 129 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,932 Don't f***k with me, girl. You know we rolling in that s***t. 130 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,642 I'll just check the storeroom. 131 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:31,958 [knocking on door] 132 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,560 Hey, Ruth? 133 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:34,828 Oh, hey, Carter. 134 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:40,600 - You see that girl Travis brought? - Yes. I saw her on the monitor. 135 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:43,069 - So, what'd you think? - Permission to speak freely? 136 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:45,638 I mean, d***n. 137 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,410 Yeah. I was gonna come out and say hi, 138 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,479 but then I thought, why bother? I mean, 139 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:55,615 - she's way too hot for him. Yeah. - She's way too hot for him. Yeah. 140 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,651 Whew! [chuckles] 141 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:58,885 So, what's on your...