ShoplyfterMylf.25.07.22.London.River.X***X.1080p.MP4-WRB Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:10,509 --> 00:00:12,170 620, give me that jab on Mulligan. 2 00:00:19,990 --> 00:00:20,990 Come on. 3 00:00:22,010 --> 00:00:23,010 Sit right down there. 4 00:00:23,450 --> 00:00:24,450 Oh my God. 5 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:31,290 Yeah, it's 10 -4. I have the perp in question in my office now. 6 00:00:33,050 --> 00:00:34,050 Perp? 7 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:35,730 Yeah, perp. 8 00:00:36,879 --> 00:00:38,460 Why, are you perplexed? 9 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:45,260 Frankly, yeah. I don't know what you think I did. I mean, I'm a professional. 10 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,720 Oh, professional. 11 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:47,920 Professional what, thief? 12 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:50,800 Do I look like a thief to you? 13 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:52,560 I don't know. Let's find out. 14 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:01,940 Ah! 15 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,879 Yep. Oh. Here it is. 16 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,550 What? A woman can't have condoms? 17 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:13,630 A woman certainly can have condoms, but a woman should not be stealing them. 18 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:17,430 Mike, you have no proof that I stole anything. 19 00:01:18,670 --> 00:01:21,070 We actually do. We have security footage. 20 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:24,310 You know what? 21 00:01:25,490 --> 00:01:29,590 Maybe I threw them in my bag on accident and I was planning to pay for them, but 22 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,310 didn't, and I'll just go ahead and pay for them now. How about that? 23 00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:37,810 Oh, yeah? Well, you already left the store with them, so with that we have a 24 00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:42,610 problem. Oh, my God. I can just go back to the store and pay for them. 25 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:47,090 Yeah, but once you kind of cross that threshold with items you didn't buy, 26 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:49,170 that's when you're entering my domain. 27 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:54,590 It seems like you just have, like, a little bit of a control issue. Control 28 00:01:54,590 --> 00:01:57,430 issue? Call it a power trip, because you know what? 29 00:01:59,010 --> 00:02:00,110 I'm in power now. 30 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:09,180 Men like you, we have terms for that. 31 00:02:10,259 --> 00:02:12,100 Yeah, and it's called the boss. 32 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,260 That's the word we have for that. 33 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,780 It's on the boss here. 34 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,480 That's just ridiculous. 35 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:22,820 Just why don't we go back to the store and ask them if they're fine with me 36 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:26,340 paying. I'm sure that they would be more reasonable than you. You're not even 37 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,179 the manager. 38 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,380 Well, here's the problem. You already took these condoms. 39 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,440 So for all I know, there are other things you might have taken. 40 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,980 You're a liability in this establishment. 41 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:41,660 So now, it's my duty to assess how much of a liability you are. 42 00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:46,120 So for starters, I'm going to have to search you. So you can go ahead and 43 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,120 up. 44 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:51,000 I'm going to use this handy dandy little wand I have right here. 45 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:53,060 What the f***k? I will not. 46 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,340 You will not? 47 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:55,780 I... That's fine. You know what? 48 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,560 That's totally fine. 49 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,320 You're making my job easier. 50 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:03,700 I'll just contact the police, and they'll search you instead. 51 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,000 That is so ridiculous. 52 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,540 You know, I don't even have pockets. 53 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:12,480 All right, well, Ms. Pockets, let's go ahead and see what you've turned into, 54 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:15,120 Pockets. Oh, my God. This is stupid. 55 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:23,360 I'm going to have you fired. What's stupid is you have a nice, bad, 56 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:27,200 expensive calculator, and you're going to go ahead and steal some cons. 57 00:03:27,630 --> 00:03:33,850 That is what's stupid, especially under my watch. Do you know how many thieves I 58 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:38,050 catch on a regular basis here? You don't, because if you did, you wouldn't 59 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:41,750 think, I'm going to steal some condoms here. So we're going to go ahead and 60 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:45,770 search you. This little power trip is really pathetic. You know, I feel sorry 61 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:46,770 for you. 62 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:54,030 Don't feel sorry for me. You're not going to have a job by tomorrow. 63 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:58,950 What? There's something up here. 64 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:00,190 It's a belt. 65 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:06,010 Clearly. All right, all right. 66 00:04:07,270 --> 00:04:08,270 That's fine. 67 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:15,310 This is so stupid. I, you know... Men like you, I bet there's no other 68 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:19,529 job you could possibly be doing other than harassing me, right? 69 00:04:19,829 --> 00:04:21,370 No other job I'd rather be doing. 70 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:24,350 Go ahead and take that top off for me. 71 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:25,590 Are you serious? 72 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:27,050 Oh. Dead serious. 73 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:29,890 I'm not taking my top off. What's wrong with you? 74 00:04:31,090 --> 00:04:32,570 You're what's wrong with me right now. 75 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:34,390 Take your top off. 76 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:35,890 Or what? 77 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,590 It's fine. I don't need to do this. 78 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:44,010 You can just make my life easier. Be out of my hand. 79 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:46,970 Just say the word and the police will handle it themselves. 80 00:04:48,730 --> 00:04:49,730 Stupidest thing. You sure? 81 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:51,210 Because I'm fine with it. 82 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,440 Happy? 83 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Not quite. 84 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,600 It's a lace bra. It's not like I can hide anything in it. 85 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:09,540 I'm sure you g***t a few things in there. 86 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:14,200 It's g***t plenty of meat in your pack underneath it. 87 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:15,960 Excuse you? 88 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:17,300 How dare you? 89 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:23,580 You have no idea how much trouble I'm going to make sure that you are in. 90 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,920 You've stolen from us. 91 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,260 You're not in the position for that. 92 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:30,470 We'll see about that. 93 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:33,790 Well, go ahead and take that top off, the bra, everything. 94 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,590 I need to see what's there. You can't be f***g serious. 95 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:38,030 I'm very. 96 00:05:40,350 --> 00:05:41,350 Really? That's right. 97 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:42,830 I'll take it off. 98 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:46,070 I don't think that this is customary. 99 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:05,620 Just what I need. Some security guy. 100 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:15,820 I have to check. I think that you've checked. 101 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,860 Okay. I could check a little more. 102 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:24,380 Alright, well... You don't seem to have anything 103 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:26,560 in the bosoms. 104 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:31,180 Correct. I didn't hide anything in my bosom. 105 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:35,980 Now, how do I know you haven't stashed anything up in that long skirt? 106 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,220 It's a skirt. Do you see pockets on the skirt? 107 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:40,580 There's nothing. 108 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,880 I bet if I took that skirt off, I'd find a pocket or two. 109 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:54,700 That is true. You know what? You stay there. I'll do it myself so I don't 110 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,320 have your creepy hands. By all means. 111 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:01,590 Seriously. 112 00:07:03,430 --> 00:07:04,430 There. 113 00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:06,130 Look for the pocket. 114 00:07:08,870 --> 00:07:10,490 Panties. No. 115 00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:14,150 You don't need my panties. My panties are see -through. 116 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:18,190 Yeah, but your p***y's not. 117 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:20,310 Are you serious? 118 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:22,230 Very. 119 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,350 I'm going to be making so many phone calls. 120 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:32,220 You don't even understand how well connected I **. Oh my... Really? 121 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,180 Really. 122 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:41,000 I can't believe... You are in so much trouble. 123 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,720 Ma '**, I've already told you before. 124 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,160 I don't have to be the one doing this. 125 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:50,300 I could leave it to the boys in blue. 126 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:52,980 I think you like to be the one doing this, don't you? 127 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,060 I wouldn't be surprised if... This is something you wanted. 128 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,399 Excuse me? 129 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:02,600 Well, you know, it could be me or it could be the police, and you seem to be 130 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,100 very eager for me to check all your parts. 131 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:12,060 I promise I didn't want to be infected by a lowly little security guard. 132 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,260 All right. 133 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,660 But you never get to touch women, right? Is that why you have this job? 134 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:30,370 No, I have this job because I love taking care of these stores. 135 00:08:30,790 -->...