The Spiderwick Chronicles (2024) - S01E04 - Tastes Like Chicken.ro Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,004 Do you know what Arthur Spiderwick was doing? 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:05,797 -He was like the boogeyman. -Please tell me 3 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,466 that that was Lemondrop and Jeffrey. 4 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,801 I told you that there's something in this house with us. 5 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,303 I know we can catch it. 6 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:13,555 What's your beef with me, Dr. Brauer? 7 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:16,767 Psychiatric patients won't lower the property values. 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,894 Well, until something bad happens. 9 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,812 Then maybe the state will finally take our proposal 10 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:23,482 to shut down the Meskwaki Hospital seriously. 11 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,025 Mallory came back. 12 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,402 But like you said, she lacks her aunt's passion. 13 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,821 Keep her on a string and be brutal. 14 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,865 We must be ready for the coming fight. 15 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,450 I have to enter this competition. 16 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,035 Bree and Valentina 17 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,412 have some secret plan to use me 18 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:38,872 so Bree can win this tournament. 19 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,249 Find the pages, 20 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,334 put Spiderwick's Field Guide back together. 21 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,336 You found a Field Guide page? 22 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:46,046 I ** so proud of you. 23 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,808 Mulgarath. 24 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,452 Heh. It's go time. 25 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,540 Impact. 26 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,083 Okay. 27 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:29,882 Hate stairs. 28 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,276 Oh, hey. 29 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,861 Jared. Simon. 30 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,362 Oh, so nice to finally meet you. 31 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,572 I was not gonna 32 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:54,615 stab you with these scissors. 33 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:55,908 No, these are just for, uh, 34 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,075 trimming loose comforter threads. 35 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:58,327 You're welcome. 36 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,120 You're gonna tell us how to stop Mulgarath, 37 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,247 and put Spiderwick's Field Guide back together, 38 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:05,042 you annoying piece of... 39 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,429 This is one sad sight. 40 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:21,350 The shuddersome ogre Mulgarath doing paperwork. 41 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,435 We have to keep up appearances 42 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,604 now that Jared Grace knows the truth. 43 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,690 Foiled by an errant cruller. 44 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,735 It was an oatmeal raisin molasses cookie. 45 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,111 It was a mistake. 46 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,489 Here, you want to help me? Okay? 47 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:39,952 Find Samuel Fackelmayer's 5-40 patient intake form, okay? 48 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,162 You need to eat something substantial. 49 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:43,664 What? 50 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:50,462 Healthy, non-GMO organic human. 51 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,006 Who's that? 52 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,758 We have a guest. 53 00:02:58,387 --> 00:02:59,930 Hey. 54 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,515 -Stacy, good morning. -Mm. 55 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,975 No, bad morning. 56 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,769 My baby Rhode Island Red, Cordelia, 57 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,105 hasn't laid an egg in days. 58 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,606 She won't wake up. 59 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,483 Whatever you planted in your yard, 60 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,776 it's poisoning everything. 61 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,363 I'm mulching. 62 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,407 -Oh, you're mulching? -Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:21,076 Jennifer Miller said her prized pluots 64 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,161 have all withered on the tree. 65 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,706 Jennifer Miller buys her pluots 66 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,833 at Nielsen's and lies about them. 67 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,378 Oh, my God. 68 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,047 I notified waste management, 69 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,758 Homeowners' Association President Tanner Kent 70 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:39,636 and local news personality Chip Williams. 71 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,139 He's a dear friend. We play pickleball every Tuesday. 72 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,433 He g***t an earful in the kitchen this week. 73 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:45,976 Look, I'm going to take care of it. 74 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,519 Thank you so much for letting me know, 75 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,354 and I-I deeply regret 76 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,482 any discomfort that dear Cordelia has gone through, 77 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,611 but right now, I-I really must get back to work. 78 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,240 I know we've had our neighborly squabbles of late, 79 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,992 but I do appreciate your effort. 80 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,410 I really do. 81 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,245 And I promise you, 82 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,748 I... I did not do that to your front door. 83 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,715 This neighborhood used to have values. 84 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,017 Don't feel your feelings. 85 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,227 Eat them. 86 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,423 What are you doing out here? 87 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,718 I asked you first. 88 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,595 You go. 89 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,228 You look like you're making a $30 brunch 90 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,188 at a hipster coffee shop. 91 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:16,400 Yeah, okay. Well, I think that Thimbletack is a frugivore. 92 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,236 They eat berries, morels and thistle. 93 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,823 I don't know, it's weird though, 'cause... 94 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,616 the leaves are falling super early. 95 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,410 The flowers are dying, too. 96 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,412 Stop being so nice to that thing. 97 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,205 It killed your mice. 98 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,082 It broke my arm. 99 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,668 It was about to stab me with scissors. 100 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,753 If you lost your best friend, you'd be upset, too. 101 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,630 Show some compassion. 102 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,716 Okay? Mulgarath killed Lucinda. 103 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,176 Yeah, and I left a little warning 104 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,761 so everyone can know what Dr. Brauer really is. 105 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,014 No, Jared, if you poke a bear, it'll b***e your whole head off. 106 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:50,767 Who's blowing up your phone? 107 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,227 It's Calliope. She wants to talk. 108 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:53,562 Don't be such a simp, dude. 109 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,814 I don't know. I mean, she seems nice. 110 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,274 You can't trust these creatures. 111 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,234 We need Thimbletack to help us stop Mulgarath, 112 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,195 find the pages and save everyone. 113 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,572 He's not a d***n pet. 114 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,533 He's a prisoner. 115 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:13,165 You two g***t up early this morning. 116 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,418 Oh, Jared, Dr. Brauer called for you. 117 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:18,795 Anything I ought to know about? 118 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,215 Yeah, he's an ogre. 119 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,217 You say that about every therapist. 120 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,594 You called Dr. Malone an Amuse Douche. 121 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:26,803 Mm-hmm. 122 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,389 And Dr. Peyton an Amuse Douche Two, The Sequel. 123 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:30,891 -Yes. -Mm. 124 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,226 Mom, my registration 125 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:33,393 for the Firefly Fencing Invitational, 126 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:34,561 it's-it's not online yet. 127 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:36,813 I don't control the Internet, sweetie. 128 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,148 Okay, but the deadline is today, 129 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,150 and if I'm not registered, I can't kick Bree's a***s. 130 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,027 Try and remember it's a game. 131 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,071 That's what parents say to kids who aren't very good. 132 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,614 -Hey. -You know, you can have two broken arms. 133 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,450 I'll resubmit the forms again. 134 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,702 Okay, because if I win this meet, 135 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,038 Valentina will have to train me and then I'll be back on track. 136 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,749 College. Olympics. Paris. 137 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,335 Wow, you just can't wait to get away from us, huh? 138 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,295 No, Jared. 139 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:01,421 Just you. 140 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:04,508 Try to remember why you started fencing in the first place. 141 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,386 Yeah, I know. Lucinda's story about Long-Worm,...